Appearing before cameras in a bright orange clown suit at the capitol building, Majority Leader "Chuck-U" Schumer said, "We stand today...and EVERY day for the rights of patriotic Americans to exercise their First Amendment rights by being and wearing ANYthing they like, any TIME they like, anyWHERE they like (unless it's an American flag of any kind, a pro-military/law enforcement tee, or clothing with the term 'MAGA', which are all permanently banned-by-law)!! We will not however be wearing make-up. We will therefore be two-hundred sixty-nine somber-faced, deadly serious Democrat clowns-without-make-up!!!"