Patriot forum posters and NY Times team up to present "Good News" from Iraq

Posted by: Fritz ^Ž

05/13/2004, 13:38:19

NY Times and Patriot Forum Produce Positive Reports on Iraq

Mymamas Bin Humpen

Peace loving Iraqi sniper

By The Assorted Press

May 13, 2004, (TAP) -- The New York Times in conjunction with the influential Patriot political forum today announced a new series of special reports on the positive news from Iraq.

NY Times editor's acknowledged that Mr. Bob and Ms. Commonsense leading liberal posters of the Patriot Forum are furnishing the material for the new series. Times editors also said the series comes in response to conservative members of the Right Minds Forum who say the liberal news media report little but shootings, turmoil and bad news.

The new series, "Good News From Iraq," will focus on "the few good things which have resulted since the fall of Iraq and the overthrow of Saddam Hussein."

Here are brief summaries of this week's "Good News" reports...

Monday:
U.S. troops teach Iraqi orphans how to play American football.
These children were orphaned during the American invasion which brought devastation upon so many Iraqi families due to errant bombs and trigger-happy, raping soldiers.
These orphans were abandoned like the U.S. abandoned the world community and acted unilaterally to attack Iraq even though it has not been proven to have weapons of mass destruction.

Tuesday:
U.S. soldiers rebuild and repaint a Baghdad elementary school.
The little Iraqi children in this school used to hear of the greatness of Saddam Hussein, who didn't have any weapons of mass destruction. In the new curriculum, children will learn about George Bush's oppression of the Iraqi people, and his miserable failure as a president who stole the 2000 election.

Wednesday:
The Army Corps of Engineers unit has jumped in to help the local people restore sanitary conditions and rebuild sewer lines in Mosul.
The work serves as a daily reminder of the stench of the U.S. occupation of Iraq where frustrated, peace-loving men reluctantly carry out sniper attacks on Americans just to free their women and children from the heavy hand of oppression. Many Americans have been killed in such attacks since George Bush landed in a tax-funded military jet on the deck of an aircraft carrier and claimed that the war was over.

Thursday:
On the streets of Baghdad customers jam markets which overflow with everything from food to consumer electronics.
It's another sign of a right-wing Republican capitalistic Americans leaving a stain on this ancient tribal civilization. Soon this great people will be reduced to a bunch of slack-jawed McDonald hamburger munchers and Coca-Cola drinkers.

Friday:
U.S. Marines restore power to a small community which hasn't had reliable electric service for years.
This allows Iraqis to watch Arab TV and to learn of sadistic American soldiers in those cruel jails torturing those peace-loving men who reluctantly carried out sniper attacks on Americans.

New York Times Iraq reporter, Azsheet Midrawers, contributed to this report.

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