May 5, 2004 (TAP) --Docu-fiction film faker Michael Moore is upset because the WALT DISNEY CO. decided not to distribute a Bush-bashing documentary from Michael Moore, a documentary which claims bin Laden was greatly enriched by the Bush family.

According to Moore, the primary thrust of the new film is "what has happened to the country since Sept. 11, and how the Bush administration used this tragic event to push its evil agenda,"
Moore is trying to get "FAHRENHEIT 911" released before the upcoming presidential election.

More problems for Moore.

Moore who has previously protested whale hunting denounced the recent resumption of limited whale hunting because it is a danger to his personal safety. Wearing a T-shirt saying, "I'm not a whale, really I'm not", Moore claimed that since the announcement he's had at least 10 harpoons fired at him. "... and I'm sick of hearing 'there she blows' every time a step out of my limo'" stated Moore.

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