President Bush and Carl Rove Confess Part in Union “dirty tricks” Hoax

By THE ASSORTED PRESS

Sep 26, 2004 (TAP) After the Assorted Press (TAP) exposed an astounding GOP hoax, the “Union versus the little girl” story. The President and Carl Rove remorsefully confessed their part in the dirty tricks scam.

TAP reporters followed a trail that started with a White House memo that was sent to them by an unidentified but unimpeachable source.

This trail has led TAP investigating reporters from a West Virginia painter’s union directly to the White House. In an amazing turn of events it can now be revealed that the White House had secretly gained control of the union to engineer a hoax perpetrated against the Kerry-Edwards campaign.

By now most Internet posters know of that now-famous photograph of teary-faced toddler Sophia Parlock atop her father's shoulders at a John Edwards rally in Huntington, West Virginia--holding what remained of a Bush-Cheney placard that had moments before been ripped from her hands and destroyed by a man wearing an International Union of Painters and Allied Trades T-shirt. The president of that union quickly apologized to the Parlock family "for the distress one of our overzealous members caused."

What posters in forums like The Patriot, Right Minds and others did not know was that this entire affair was a political dirty trick cooked up in the notorious room x666 in the White House basement.

Suspicious liberal posters almost immediately questioned whether the story was true. An alert Patriot Forum poster pointed out that Phil Parlock had a history of provocative, Republican-sign-holding appearances at Democratic rallies. He said the entire affair was a GOP set-up and he had the memo to prove it; the man in the union T-shirt wasn't actually a union member at all.

“Revelation of this GOP hoax is sure to shatter the public’s blind faith in resident (sic) Bush during this critical period. This is much worse than the Dan Rather, CBS thing," said a liberal poster, “Whom now can I trust?"

Other liberal-Democratic posters, experiencing stress due to the scandal, can gain relief by visiting moveon.com.

The memo that the Assorted Press received follows;

The White House, room x666

Memo:                      June 14, 2004

TO: President Bush;

How about if we slow down the Kerry campaign with a good dirty trick? We can take secret control of a Kerry supporting union like IUPAT in W. Virginia, and have our guy, Mr. Parlock’s son, wearing a union T-shirt beat the crap out of a three year old girl in front of some of our waiting cameras, LOL. It will even be better if we pressure the union president to apologize.

This is sure to make all the wire services and send the Kerry campaign into a skid, LOL.

Carl Rove

Carl Rove

Note; Internet poster, DEMO and Assorted Press investigative reporter, Eileen Dover contributed to this report.

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