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August 12, 2004 (TAP) Harvard University, following the trend of openly gay politicians, announced today that James McGreevey will head their new School for Adulterous Politicians this fall.

A Harvard spokesman, Percy Dovetonsils, said, "The new school will prove that Homosexual politicians can be as adulterous as straight politicians like Bill Clinton. Governor McGreevey will be an asset to our university.

No longer need gay politicians put up with the teasing, ridicule and abuse they face while in office like Barney Franks once had to endure when it was revealed he ran a gay prostitute ring out of his Washington basement."

Mr. Dovetonsils said that, "In spring of 2005, as a liberal university, Harvard may open other alternative schools for incestuous politicians, cross dressers and politicians who love animals in a romantic way. After all, America is a broad-minded and liberal nation."

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