A liberal organization calls for a "Be nice to Muslim Fundamentalists Day"; for more diversity: (TAP has a question)
Posted by: Fritz ®

08/06/2004, 13:55:30

The Assorted Press asks some ordinary people questions

 
The People's Alliance for Diversity and Multiculturalism (PADM), has designated August 10 as "Be nice to Muslim Fundamentalists Day".
In commemoration of this day, the Assorted Press sent it's roving religious reporter into the street to ask ordinary Americans if they would like to offer a special prayer to honor this event.
 
Question: In the name of cultural diversity would you like to offer a special short prayer for Muslim fundamentalists?
 
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Paul Bearer,
Funeral Director
For a raghead?
Yes, I have a prayer; "May your fu*king bomb go off prematurely".
 

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For a Muslim?Here's my prayer, "May a nest of fleas infest your naughty parts."
Mona Lott,
Porn Star
 
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Roland Stone,
Retired rock musician
 
Hey Muslim man, "May Allah cause the road before you to drop off a cliff."
 
 
 
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Sal Monella,
Short order cook
 
 
 
"May Allah cause the sun to create lesions on your scalp."
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April Showers,
TV weather girl
 

Prayer for a Muslim?Sure,

"May Allah cause the wind to chap your sensitive tissues."
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Al Killeu,
Albany, NY, Muslim freedom fighter 
 "Are you a Bush Infidel? Yes, then may Allah smite you infidels with his powerful hand. Vote for Kerry you dog."


Copied Right, 2004 The Assorted Press, the Roving reporter.