Three top hard-Left Democrats will have special wing just for them

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Posted by: Fritz ® 05/29/2004, 23:52:03

Hell Opens New Wing For Radical Democrat left-wingers By The Assorted Press May 29, 2004 Hades -- The department of physical plant in Hell announced today the addition of a new wing on the eternal damnation complex to house Al Gore, Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi and other extreme left-wingers who have been making anti-America speeches that would make Osama bin Laden swell with pride. "We've been big admirers of leftists who denounce their own country's leadership to the world all along, but now they've really outdone themselves," said Hell's spokeswoman, Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale, referring to the recent intemperate, wild-eyed speeches of Gore, Kennedy and Pelosi. "When those three get to the new wing," said the spokeswoman, "I think they'll find the surroundings to their liking, we practice old-time Communism. We have a saying here, 'Communism is workable only in heaven where it isn't needed and in Hell where we already have it.'" Cardinal Sin, our special Vatican correspondent contributed to this report. Copied Right, 2004, The Assorted Press

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