by Adam Sapple
Dec. 29, 2005 (TAP) — Saddam Hussein’s lawyer, Ramsey Clark, in an effort to increase popular support for his mass murdering client has begun sending email to thousands of anti-war protesters, Leftists and Bush bashers offering to transfer billions of dollars into their bank accounts.
Apparently based on earlier Liberian type scams, the Emails claim that the former President of Iraq has the money parked in secret accounts, and that Saddam and his attorneys need to get it out of the country.
Apparently based on earlier Liberian type scams, the Emails claim that the former President of Iraq has the money parked in secret accounts, and that Saddam and his attorneys need to get it out of the country.
“Dear Friend,” the email says, “I would like to solicit your help in a business proposition, which is by nature very confidential and a Top Secret. I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one (sic) worried and apprehensive but I am assuring you not to worry, as all will be well at the end of this endeavor.”
Ramsey Clark goes on to say he would like to transfer money to the recipient's bank account, and offers a percentage to the recipient. Liberals who have forwarded the email to the Assorted Press News Bureau testify to its authenticity.
In another matter, Mr. Ramsey Clark said the recent discovery of additional mass graves in Iraq was a Bush trick to justify his illegal war and to make his client, Saddam Hussein look bad.
Copyrited 2005 by The Assorted Press and Fritz the X-rated cat. Printed on recycled copies of the New York Times.