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Posted by: Fritz ®  02/12/2006, 18:31:29 Author Profile Mail author Edit |
The Assorted Press Who is Kuni the troll? The Assorted Press February 12, 2006 (TAP)~ Ever since poor Puckerds Fincter was ejected from the International Association of Village Idiots, (IAVI) he/she has been wandering through the big blue Internet from forum to forum seeking love and attention. Ace TAP reporter, Bud Weiser, has uncovered the fact that the person who spray-paints annoying Socialist-Democrat propaganda in Right Minds Conservative Forum is actually Puckerds Fincter, a short 4'3" person of indeterminate sex. Alan Wrench, president of IAVI, said Fincter was voted out of the idiot's association because the members felt he/she had trouble keeping up mentally with others. Wrench said, " we were afraid this freakish homunculus who seemed to be germinated outside of lawful procreation would give our association a bad name." Rumors have been circulating that talent scouts for the Jaded Glory Forum have approached Puckerds Fincter with an invitation. Jaded Glory management may feel that Fincter would feel right at home with New Vision, Ms Sandy, Mr. Bob and the frustrated and over exposed Issodhos. Copyrite 2006, The Assorted Press - "We are at least as accurate as the NY Times." Fritz says: When dealing with left-wing peaceniks or the anti-war crowd, keep this in mind; "They're not really antiwar -- they're just on the other side." |
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