January 23, 2006 (TAP) — Democrat presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Clinton today told Assorted Press reporter Justin Tyme, that she will defeat Secretary of State Condi Rice in the presidential election of 2008.

 

"I just came from Al Sharpton's MLK celebration looking for an easy harvest of black votes. I know the drill--white liberals and Dems whistle for the black vote by pandering to the black sense of grievance, it never fails to work" said Ms Clinton. 

 

At the earlier Martin Luther King event, Hillary told the assembled black audience, "I say Republicans run the House like a plantation because I am speaking to you Negroes--you are the wretched of the earth, a slave people and you surely know all about plantations."

 

Senator Hillary Clinton told our TAP reporter that, "I really see black Democrats as a people so backward that their support can be won with a simple plantation reference, and then I throw in the implication that Republicans are racist. It's always worked for us Democrats before and I can assure you that no apology will be forthcoming from me."

 

TAP reporter Justin Tyme pointed out to Senator Clinton that Secretary Rice was black. "So what', replied Clinton, "she's a conservative, she can't be a real Negro, did you hear how that African-American audience cheered for me?

 

When my Democratic campaign starts to roll Condi Rice is going to be gulping for air as I overwhelm her with my charismatic presence, razor-sharp wit and innovative debate ideas," said Ms Clinton. 

 

"By the way", said Ms Clinton, "who the hell is the Assorted Press, are you people connected to that f-cking FOX NEWS?